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Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.
"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.
by Nippletitski December 20, 2025
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latezola

A person who is late, someone who isn't present at the agreed upon time.
Come on Fidel, you're a latezola once again.
by john14321 December 22, 2025
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Laterade

Laterade
Pronounced: Lat-er-aid
Part of speech: Verb, Noun

Definition:
The act of fully committing to a reckless or all-in decision with complete acceptance of whatever consequences come afterward. A conscious “full send” when there is no plan, no hesitation, and no turning back.

Usage:
• “We’re outnumbered and low HP… Laterade.”
• “He knew it wouldn’t work, but he Lateraded anyway.”
• “That wasn’t strategy—that was pure Laterade.”

Origin:
Coined during a gaming session when a player impulsively committed to a high-risk move with no plan beyond sending it and dealing with the outcome later.
Example:

Player A: “This is a terrible idea.”
Player B: “Yeah… Laterade.”
by FullSendr January 21, 2026
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Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.
Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.
by Shufk March 1, 2009
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Cool-Later

1. A way of sarcastically saying goodbye.

2. A response for when someone says something unbelievable. (More accent is used on "cool")

3. A way of saying you're going to ignore someone.

The louder you say it the better.
Person A:"Hey I'll see you tomorrow."
Person B:"Whatever, cool-later."

Person A:"Jason had sex with five chicks last night!"
Person B:"Coooool-later..."

"Pssh, I gave that biatch the old Cool Later."
by Solidus55 June 3, 2009
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happy lateday

Comes from "Happy Lateyear." When people are still telling you "Happy Birthday even though it's been a couple of days after your birthday.
"Another Happy Birthday card? My birthday was a week ago! More like a Happy Lateday card."
by arod123456 January 31, 2010
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work latency

The time in between arriving at the office and doing actual work
Guan has been showing excessive work latency as of late. He comes in at 9:00 and goes to breakfast with his posse until 10:00 am.
by Yoo Jorgan May 5, 2010
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