Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.

(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.

by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021

Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US

-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk

by Molnia November 21, 2020

Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.

Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 24, 2022

Jerk

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell

Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell

by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018

Jerk

Chris Bartel

Chris Bartel is a jerk.

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2018