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Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.
Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?
by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023
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not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.
Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday
by jackhom13 August 18, 2023
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.
"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."
by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020
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friday error

The typical error on myspace that mainly occurs on Fridays when your comments don´t make it on your friend´s profile.
I tried to send you a comment, but I got those friday errors all the time.
by Julian Angel June 12, 2007
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Friday Joint

A super fun gathering in which many people go to Jami Masjid to have a good time.
“Hey Aziz, are you going to the friday joint tomorrow?”
by adamsarfr November 27, 2024
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gay guy friday

A national holiday celebrated by twitter queers where they post selfies and thirst traps to gain attention from other queers
shit, i almost forgot to post for gay guy friday!
by Boyluv0 February 19, 2024
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