Do me

When you say it is your turn to receive something already given to other people.

- You have already painted his face. Now do me!

by Pscs July 25, 2010

Spoon Me

A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.

by Port5 October 30, 2009

Eff Me

1. A statement you say to someone else demanding them to have sex with you. Better than just "do me," or "fuck me."

2. When something doesn't go your way, many people say "Eff me!"

"Hey Jenna, you should eff me."

"Ugh, an F on this test?! Eff me!"

by Sammy9089 December 17, 2009

blow me

to invite some one to give you oral sex.

1.Oh word, you tryna blow me?

by DSLOnMyPHD July 4, 2012

cal is on me

Meaning you're carrying a gun on you. This is important in case someone is mad because you're styling on them.

oh u mad cuz i'm stylin on u,
u got better gear u couldn't style it on me,
plus the cal is on me,
so act up, and you gonna fucking have to lay down---
*WHAP*

by gstorms March 18, 2011

Root Me

A less dirtier version of 'Sex Me'

Both are used by idiotic myspace/net people
who can't just say;

FUCK ME
(:

Hey dude Will u root me 2night??

by Cindyrofl April 23, 2008

eat me

more offensive than "bite me"

Counting carbs? No! Eat me!

by Luna Love February 26, 2010