french nipples

A Female with extremely hairy nipples around the areole.

Damn, baby you got some french nipples goin on. Now im gona cut ya.. and ya done son.

french nipples by G-String89 April 13, 2008

French Pitting 

The act of rubbing arm pits (person to person)with the intent of applying deodorant to the non freshened pit.

Yo G, I'm out of deodorant. French pit me, that I might remain fresh through out the day. French pitting.

French Pitting by Witt March 17, 2007

FRENCH DOOHOOKER 

A spineless coward who is scared of everything

Bob is such a french doohooker

FRENCH DOOHOOKER by Kimbrough Taylor April 24, 2003

french oven

after sleeping with your girlfriend, and wanting to break up, you ripp a hella bad fart and pull the covers over her head. do it till she vometes.

kyle:dude i cant get rid of my bitch.
kiernan: haha dude some advice is to stick her into a french oven.

french oven by dick waddddddddddd January 13, 2011

french toast my asshole 

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

french toast my asshole by urbandiclova October 21, 2010

French Talking 

Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.

Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.

Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.

French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

French Talking by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006

French Press 

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.

Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!

French Press by ibman67 January 18, 2009