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Hairy-Eyeball

The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.
Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.
Hairy-Eyeball by Kalyx January 7, 2009
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Catcher In the Eye

A pornographic reference to "Catcher in the rye." It refers to the fact of cumming i.e. ejaculating in a female's eye
Holy mother of god! Look at those guys surrounded around that girl; they are definitely goin’ to catcher in the eye!
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frog's eye 

The male version of the camel toe, having pants so tight that one of your balls is showing.
frog's eye by Anonymous September 11, 2003

The Brown Eyed Wink 

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.
My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.
smart nice funny and a good girl friend fun to be around and a queen to any king
eylene by EYLENE GRANDBERRY January 29, 2004

eyeservice

When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"

Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"

Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."

Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "

Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "

eyeservice by Adel7 September 4, 2007

eye duds 

Eye glasses or sunglasses, especially if they are decorative or have a cool design.
I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair of eye glasses. Check out the decorative etching on my eye duds!

eye duds by o-town_girl January 24, 2008