Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

Poopy Ass

When a dog has shit stuck to its ass and is all moody about it, so it drags its butt on the carpet to get it off. Also used to insult someone who is being a bitch about something that someone or something did to them.

Bro stop being so poopy ass.

by Tiny Dick Rick June 9, 2019

Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

by rice-cricket January 19, 2011

'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".

Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .

by Dilax December 9, 2015