walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

Burn walk

When you go on a walk to smoke weed

Sup broski I went for a burn walk today. The weed was dank!!!

by Kush_kingdom August 25, 2016

intentional walk

When two guys are having butt sex and their four balls are slapping against each other.

Hey man that loves weiner, you wanna go back to my place and intentional walk me?

by Ricky Stucker Nuro Vail Lamson January 6, 2005

walk on warrior

Any guy who joins a collegiate athletic team (with out a scholarship) in the hopes of living out a dream while slaying mad box and making his overbearing father happy. A walk on usually sustains massive amounts of abuse for the greater glory without ever seeing the field of play. And still pays for his schooling on his own.

Step below supreme Div-1 athletes but better then frat guys.

Rudy Rudegar, see Notre Dame

"with just a little twist of fate and we were walk on warriors."--undisclosed university of florida walk on

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

walk in the park

Disciplinary action. When an worker gets sent home without pay

John got a walk in the park today for coming to work drunk.

by Radarsat_guy August 12, 2010

scissor walk

Have one of her legs across a guys stomach w/ her ankle near his chin and the other leg on his back. He stick his dick in her pussy and walks around while holding on to her by her ankles.

"Hey man, did you have sex with that chick last night?"

"Yeah man! I scissor walked that bitch!"

by Pee Pee Brain August 26, 2006

Cake walk

To go on a walk mainly for looking at ass

"Hey Mike wanna go on a cake walk"?

by Beaverpoon September 12, 2015