when ur mother is dumb

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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by anonymous February 20, 2022

ur big fat anus

A very big anus. Basically it.

Oh, ur anus can certainly be used as, 'ur big fat anus' lol :).

by Floof26 June 1, 2022

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 1, 2020

ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018

checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020

kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready

You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg

by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020