all guns blazing

Full of rage,

All Guns Blazing - the Judas Priest song.

by Alex Ferrana January 14, 2017

Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.

Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.

by Johnny31 July 19, 2018

Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021

John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.

"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"

by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009

Verbal Stun Gun

A series of words or phrases which seem to make sense initially, but actually don't. This momentarily stuns the target audience as they try to process the information.

John: I'm goning to get a bunch of Buffalo's starters for my fantasy team this year.

Mike: I dunno... you might not wanna throw your hat in the pie with that.

John: (pauses a minute in confusion from Mike's verbal stun gun) Throw my hat in the pie?! WTF are you talking about?!

by Schlagerboy August 30, 2010