slipknot

A shitty band with two many members that jumps around on stage with halloween masks attempting to compensate for their 1 inch penises. Half the members do useless things such as hitting a barrel with a bat, and the other half just plain suck.

"Wow dude, this band sucks"
"yea i agree."

Slipknot blows.

by Erikrfdf October 15, 2007

Slippery Sneaker

When a female covers a shoe in lubricants than uses it to masturbate.

The girl couldnt get any so she used a slippery sneaker

by rmanizzle June 30, 2006

Slipped me a crippler

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.

Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.

by Ralph King February 20, 2009

slippery elm

(n.) slip·per·y elm
1. Sexual act performed by a person of average stature and a person of below average stature, in which the average-sized person coats his or her leg in lubricant and the little person attempts to climb up the tree-like leg towards the junk of the average-sized person.

"Come on over, everyone! Beatrice and I are doing the slippery elm tonight!"

by robocop696969 March 7, 2009

slippery sandal

when a man inserts his entire foot in the vagina

slippery sandal :sex with your foot

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Slip Her The Senior D

1. When a senior (usually highschool) has some form of sexual intercourse with a female of a lower grade (Junior, Sophomore, Freshman)

"Ashley wants me dude. I'm gonna slip her the senior d. Yeah I realize she's only a freshman but don't worry about that."

by PolishThug April 1, 2010

Slip-flops

A more accurate word for flip flops that describes the actions soon to be taken by the wearer

Stephannie: "How did you get that gash on your chin?"
Josh: "These fucking slip-flops"

by i5racer August 4, 2010