Scootacakemiaphile is a person who has sexual intercourse with a scooter that is on. You will gently insert your male genitalia into the exhaust pipe wich should be very hot. When your genitalia is fully inside of it you give the scooter max revs. When your foreskin is completely burned you pull out and fuck a cat while fisting an 80 year old man with leukemia.
Mike: "Did you see what Paul did to that 80 year old man and his cat?"
Jake: "Yeah well he did fuck his scooter too so I'm pretty sure he is scootacakemiaphile"
Jake: "Yeah well he did fuck his scooter too so I'm pretty sure he is scootacakemiaphile"
by ThatWeirdGuyFromTheInternet November 9, 2017
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by Prettylexie January 4, 2018
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Get the Scooter mug.The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
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Get the Scootin grass mug.To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
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