Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.

Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Machina

What they call machines in Final Fantasy 10.
Often used by video game nerd when refering to a new electonic item.

Ex 1: "OMFGZ! Tidus! Its a machina!"
Ex 2: "That PSP you have is a fine peice of machina."

by Kayla September 21, 2005

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

Machina

A huge shit. Can be referring to taking a huge shit, or a person who is a piece of shit.

After eating a lot of Mexican food last night, I had to take a huge machina this morning.

Andrew is such a machina for touching that little boy.

by seriouslychris June 16, 2008

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Mathis

Mathis, they often try to flirt with girls. They are very attracted to them. They think they are very cool and funny when they are just being creepy. They are a bit bi-polar and are quite stalkerish and perverted. They also try to look good.They are a danger to most women.

"That Mathis just told me I looked awesome! Then insulted me!"

"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'

by thisisthetruth1010 January 16, 2013

War Machine

Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.

Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.

by RespeckKnuckles October 12, 2009