Skip to main content

Man up

-Verb-

1.) forget about your problem(s) because you were born with a penis, therefore it is not important to anyone that you have any problem(s)

2.) take a risk that you know is against your own interests because someone else thinks you should based on the fact that cannot carry a child to term you disposable motherfucker

3.) be silent and accept your suffering because you have testicles

4.) earn your worth because you don't have a womb and your sperm is dime a dozen.
Examples:

1.) Your wife took your kids, house, is collecting alimony and child support while denying you any access to your children. Why don't you man up, quit being a baby and take the gun out of your mouth? I'm still alive and Iv had to deal with much worse.

2.) Get up soldier! You are here to do a job and it doesn't matter if there are machine gun nests up on that hill! Man up and get up there, thats an order!

3.) I cant believe you cried when your have got smashed in that machine. You should learn to man up like the rest of us.

4.) I don't care how hot it is down in the boiler room. Man up and get back to work you pussy.
by Grievous Scopion August 26, 2013
mugGet the Man up mug.

Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
mugGet the Man spreading mug.

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)
''Grant put your wee man away''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
mugGet the Wee Man mug.

made man

A made man is a wiseguy who has earned the trust and the respect in order to get this honor. In order to be made you must take five vows call the Omerta. If another family or wiseguy ever lays a hand on a made man that other man is dead due to the Omerta. It is an extreme honor to be made in the Mafia. To even rise past the rank of Associate your parents must be Italian and to be made you must be one hundred Italian so they can trace back your roots to the old country being Italy.
Joey Pesci killed Billy Batt's a made man in the Lucchese Crime Family. The Family turned around and shot Joey Pesci.

- Take From The Goodfellas -
by Jon Wharty May 16, 2008
mugGet the made man mug.

man meat

A BIG & HARD THROBBING COCK MADE TO GIVE PAIN, AND PLEASURE. Therefore it is no longer a "penis", but MAN MEAT! What any horny girl wants to use for a lolly pop.
Oh god Kevin... give me your man meat NOW <3
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
mugGet the man meat mug.

man of leisure

A man whose wealth and/or social position allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Upscale skank to Majordomo: "Where's Mr. Mucketymuck this morning?

Majordomo's haughty response: "As you known, Mr. Mucketymuck is a Man of Leisure, he's getting in a round of golf prior to polo this afternoon at the club. He instructed me to have the car return you to your home whenever you're ready to depart."
by Mr. Big July 15, 2006
mugGet the man of leisure mug.

man-baby

An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.
Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.
by intangibleassets January 12, 2017
mugGet the man-baby mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email