Logan

Logan's that one kid who is very mysterious. You will never know what he may do? some days he will give you candy and some days he will give you a FINGER to the ASS.

(Nate) logan is cool
(Josh) ehhh, he is kind of a goth
(Blake) he gave me candy
(Sean) he gave me a slap to the ass

by :((((( February 18, 2022

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Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

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Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, isn't that Logan Winter?!"

"Yeah! He's so awesome."

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

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Logan Paul

A narcissistic sociopathic 27+ year old fully grown man that is still trapped inside his 12 year old mind, desperately trying to satisfy his pathetic ego by attention seeking with idiotic controversies like filming and laughing at bodies of people that committed suicide, putting small animals in danger for his sad little views from 10 year olds to satisfy his attention seeking compulsion & breaking laws because he has no legitimate speciality to get fame & fortune so he short-cuts straight to being an unlikeable obnoxious prick on the internet. His brother Jake Paul is the exact same too.

''Omg did you see what Logan Paul did this time!?'' ''Who?''

by Evil Death Crow May 27, 2022

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