fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.

How about co-jerk before bed?

by darknasty May 26, 2017

Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.

Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.

by zxmarie June 16, 2017

Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.

'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'

by Beadlover November 1, 2017