IPP'S

IPhone problems. I Aaron Bailey invented this word.

Ohh yo your phone is cracked? You got the IPP'S. 😂😂

by Swagmasteracb May 24, 2016

IPP'S

Meaning- IPHONE Problems. I invented this word. If some one is having problems with their iPhone just yell out IPP'S letter by letter.

Bro your iPhone is cracked. Oh you got the IPP'S.

by Swagmasteracb May 24, 2016

iPhone 11 Pro Max

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.

Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

by former New Yorker January 5, 2020

Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 7, 2009

iPaddle

When you plan to go rafting but you can't find your paddle...
What do you do?

You take your iPad and mount it to a stick or something, and use your brand new iPaddle instead...

by iGandalv February 5, 2010

iPhone slave

a person who uses an iphone.

A: Hey buddy, heard you got a new cell phone, what is it?

B: yea, check this out

A: Not i phone again, your such an iPhone slave

by Bobkenny October 12, 2009

iphone

A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.

Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.

by DylanBK August 1, 2007