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Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.
Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.
by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021
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National GirlFriend Day

National GirlFriend Day is on October 5th. This day is to celebrate your soulmate/girlfriend.
by Tjphelps24 October 3, 2021
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June 27th is national cash app your girlfriend day.

Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.
Aye bro, did you cash app shorty today? It’s national cash app your girlfriend day!
by mattthedogbountyhunter June 27, 2022
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Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020
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Girlfriend

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.
Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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