Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.

I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.

by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025

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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday

Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025

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Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it

Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025

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National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

“National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”

by Uemm March 5, 2025

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girlfriend

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.

i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.

by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

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Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

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