Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.

After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 14, 2019

Ungrateful Cunt

Always wanting more and ungrateful for everything they have already received. Often saying they have never received anything from an individual.

She kept saying that I have never done anything for her while texting on her iphone I bought her while she was in the flat I paid the rent for being an ungrateful cunt.

by Mr no hoes November 3, 2022

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

Cunt stickler

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.

I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.

by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012