Covid leper

When no one will hang out with you after you have had covid.

I wanted to go hang with them but they are treating me like a covid leper. So, I will stay home, again, despite quarantining for the recommended amount of time.

by Jenix718 June 25, 2022

covidcorn

An individual who has not been infected with covid and has not received the vaccine

I wish I was a covidcorn I’ve had covid 3 times since the vaccine.

by anonymous June 27, 2022

Covid-🐍

When people in some places are more likely to be bitten by a snake or cobra during a lockdown than contracting the coronavirus—these venomous reptiles are being spotted more frequently as they search for smaller or middle sized animals, which have moved away from their natural habitat, to survive.

Due to frequent lockdowns in a number of cities in China, people are more afraid of Covid-🐍 than Covid-19.

by MathPlus July 5, 2022

Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)

Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer

by king of Da niel July 6, 2022

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

Covid

An actual person
Who has been literally tortured for over

20 years.

Who has lost friends and family.
To whom he does not know.
Now he has lost his home and sanity.
Anyone could be his savior, but they choose the GAME instead.

"Hey Covid... Ashleigh Crable." 🤡

by 1812Diamond#1 July 15, 2022

CovidBladding

Someone with Covid doing in-line skating

Was Sam wearing a mask while he was CovidBladding today?

by MeWebster July 23, 2022