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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
mugGet the Bush Monkeymug.

George Bush

Shit man Trump was elected President.
Oh well tweet George Bush a pic of trump tower...let him do his thing.
by MLG_quicksc0p3r November 23, 2016
mugGet the George Bushmug.

Bush Breeding

The act of having sex at a public place, such as at a park, or in a bush.
Bro watch out those homeless people are totally Bush Breeding right now.
by Mrbirdboy July 25, 2023
mugGet the Bush Breedingmug.

wook bush

Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.
Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.
by Funkurface July 24, 2021
mugGet the wook bushmug.

bush buddy

Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Male 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Male 1: "I'm bush buddy with the door guy, remember that blonde girl from last weekend?"

Both males pause.

Male 2: "Yep, Eskimo Brother sounds way less homo."
by WhatCouldGoWrong July 18, 2012
mugGet the bush buddymug.

Grundle Bush

The pubic hair on the grundle. May vary in color and thickness.
Wow man...your grundle bush is out of control, go manscape that thing.
by Parttimefan November 20, 2010
mugGet the Grundle Bushmug.

panty bush

an unusually large/hairy pubic region, bush etc that somewhat resembles a pair of panties usually seen on women
dude... you wouldn't believe the 70's shit this bitch had

what... she had a panty bush

a what?

panty bush... you know... a bush that looks like she was wearin panties when she wasn't

uggghhh... yeah
by d i z k o 2 0 8 April 30, 2012
mugGet the panty bushmug.

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