Boat

A car or truck exceeding 4,000lbs

My buddy Troy has a dodge challenger. the things a boat it’s huge

by Resnow is a word dad November 22, 2021

Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019

Boat check

When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.

Man, It’s so hot out, I wish I had a boat. Let me do a boat check and see what options we have

by Cogjog June 6, 2022

Boat

Average repair cost for boat is $1000.

Bring on another thousand for my boat.

by Kuehlstein January 1, 2018

Nice Boat

When someone’s ex disposes them for cheating.

“Man, John got Nice Boated. Moral: Don’t cheat.”

by CapTouhou January 26, 2022

boats

titties.

boats float

by Theonlythingw3needz August 6, 2022

Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023