Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020

squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

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by thecunteater June 28, 2010

Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

by Matthew Clay Weird Beard October 24, 2018

throw a bead

To jack off; masturbate.

Every morning before work, Matt would put on a porn and throw a bead.

by Eric of AMV October 10, 2006

be-rad

a way of saying Brad (often used by Fromos)

Be-Rad is a fag, or have you seen Be-Rad today? No, man

by Anonymus March 21, 2005

Terrorist Beard

A beard that no matter how viewed or trimmed and no matter how you look or act, always gives you the appearance or the air of a terrorist.

Bob; Oh god, I saw this guy on the bus yesterday who was a total terrorist even though he was all well kept and smiling.

Fredina; How could you tell?

Bob; He had a terrorist beard.

by clarkina September 29, 2009

Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

by Cofresi October 17, 2011