Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.

Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.

by MissMurderess January 17, 2017

ass gash

A transsexual's ass pussy.

I tongued her down good before I plowed her hot ass gash.

by TGirlLover February 10, 2014

Boss Ass

Something very cool/Good

I had a great time at that party, it was pretty boss ass!

by giveandget June 29, 2011

Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.

I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.

by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010