like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019
Get the Brandon Mackmug. He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty
by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽
by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023
Get the brandon tuppermug. He is albino
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
Get the Brandon Jerrymug. by jerkin82362713 June 1, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.