ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

cinnamon ass

when somebody's ass crack smells like hot, wet cinnamon for no good reason.

this fat dude got on the elliptical next to me & a woft of cinnamon ass hit me in the face

by kabbagepatch March 20, 2015

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

vacation ass

After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.

Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.

by Music Man 71 January 2, 2018

Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.

I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.

by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010