me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.

Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!

by Sambiase August 14, 2024

International Celeste day

Observed on august 21st. A most special day to celebrate celeste and give her gifts.

Have a good international celeste day!

by Plumpeachenjoyer August 21, 2024

Ninfa Celeste

Ninfa Celeste? She's like the most amazing person ever! She's not just beautiful and smart, but she's got this strong belief in God that's really inspiring. And here's the thing, she's not afraid to cut people out of her life if they bring her down – she's all about self-respect. But when she loves someone, oh man, it's like a warm hug for your heart. Ninfa Celeste is just this incredible mix of beauty, brains, faith, and love, and anyone who knows her is lucky to have her in their life.

Dont get on her bad side or youll see the true Ninfa Celeste

by DMillionaire September 5, 2023

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023

138 Cents

2 sexadollars.

Me: How much does this bag cost?
You: 138 cents.
Me: What's so interesting about that?
You: It's 2 sexacents.
Me: So that's 69 cents x 2?
You: Correct.

by gregben September 17, 2023

airplane center

it's a fucking airport what else did you expect

"I explained to my dumbass friend that an airport is an airplane center"

by black crayon heroin addict September 21, 2023

John Cena

WWE wrestler whose body is invisible & that's why you can't see him.

Random Guy 1: I saw John Cena
Random Guy 2: Where
Random Guy 1 : Right Behind Me
Random Guy 2: But There's No One Behind You
Random Guy 1: But I saw him behind me

by MemesDude September 22, 2023