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Twat waffle

I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.
See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle
Twat waffle by Cubble99 July 26, 2014

Dirty Waffle 

To fuck a girl in the ass till her asshole is stretch as big as your fist then dip your balls in her ass.
So I gave this girl a dirty waffle last night she couldn't shit this morning

Yellow Waffle

Yellow Waffle is a waffle in which congestants are spit under or on top of a waffle and left for the waitress to find.
Kendra: Dudeeee, that Yellow Waffle that Chase left there is siiiickkk!

Kelly: I know! I feel bad for that waitress!

Kendra: That's what she gets for working at Waffle House!!
Yellow Waffle by Puddin! September 19, 2010

soggy waffle 

When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.
That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.
soggy waffle by Al Cohol April 12, 2008

Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.
When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.
Twat Waffle by Missj09 November 16, 2009

Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.
I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!
Twat Waffle by VendettaWylde April 21, 2011