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Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister
Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*
by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018
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Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
by Skrttttt May 13, 2018
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ur flowers just died

sunflower vol.6 harry styles song
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
thank me later <3
it says i need to fill this in but idk how to use it in a sentence ummm
the girl harry wrote this abt- her flowers died bc of harry :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN "DEFINE THE WORD" I DID ALREADY

ok um in a sentence
"hey my flowers just died"
"oh thats nice to know"
I ALREADY DEFINED THIS DAMN THING
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
by sweeteroda September 12, 2021
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I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.
I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...

I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.

I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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ur mom is beautiful 🤤

if u say this ur a fucking weirdo weirdman weird
im a weirdo and ur mom is beautiful 🤤
by imakeweirddefinitions January 19, 2023
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ur family big not straight

The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019
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ur granny tranny x2

This statement is used in an argument to absolutely DESTROY the opponent. It means your grandma is transgender, allowing you to destroy the opponent and win the argument/battle.
Stranger 1: Ur mom gay lol

Stranger 2: Well ur granny tranny x2

Stranger 1: *dies*
by Urmomdoublegaylol September 16, 2018
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