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Teste

To damage very badly.
I teste(nted) meself
by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
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you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face
random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"
by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Rap Ability Test

Also called RAT, it’s a Friday Night Funkin’ clone in Roblox with the theme of, well, rats. This specific clone focuses on balanced charts and tracks both the beginning and end of hold notes, similar to RoBeats.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play RAT?

Person 2: What even is that?

Person 1: It’s short for Rap Ability Test, it’s got FNF and custom songs!

Person 2: Sweet, let’s do it!
by Madcaptax October 29, 2023
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Indian Taste Test

When you pour chicken Tikka-Masala over you sexual partner's ass and lick it down to their asshole from font to back (full gooche coverage is required). Bonus point if it's extra spicy.
Raj was crazy last night, gave me an indian taste test. my asshole is still burning
by MAGENTA-ROOM DESIGNS March 1, 2024
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test

when your teacher makes you answer 30 questions and half of the stuff you did not learn in class
hey teacher do we have a test today teacher says yes students sigh
by the_quit_kid October 12, 2021
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Testing

When a bull is abusive to a cuckold. Normally by verbally degrading him and his choice of being a cuckold.
The bull was testing the cuck by calling him pathetic and asking how he could let his girlfriend do this.

The bull was testing the cuckold by licking him out the room. Not allowing him to watch.

The bull listed his interests as domination, testing, anal play
by Jazon1 February 25, 2022
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