Cracker Wash

Quickly rinsing your dishes after you're done eating and throwing them on the dryer rack.

Not properly doing dishes but hey they're "clean "

Hey Johnny we're short on time, after eating make sure you cracker wash your plate!

by Mriceagegrillz November 21, 2025

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Pop-wash

To appropriate a piece of media, character, or concept with genuine depth, lore, or intent and replace it with a simplified, aesthetic-driven version engineered for mass popularity, social media circulation, and surface-level fandom engagement (often at the expense of original themes, characterization, and narrative coherence).

“That franchise used to be tragic and layered, but after TikTok got hold of it, the whole thing got pop-washed into vibes and merch.”

by Natorithm December 18, 2025

Wash off

An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.

I don’t have time to shower, so I’m just gonna take a wash off.

by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026

PG-washing

Purposefully ruining a song by heavily censoring and/or altering the lyrics of said song. Same thing with movies and TV shows.

Friend 1: Hey man wanna listen to kidz bop?
Friend 2: No! They just love PG-washing their songs.

by TheAbominator79 January 4, 2026

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by anonymous April 17, 2024