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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
mugGet the Pigeon Simpmug.

itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.
My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.
by MorRight August 11, 2022
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Simp-son

All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons
by It's just water April 4, 2021
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friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties
shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever
by litttnesss January 25, 2021
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pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020
mugGet the pathetic simpmug.

ranboo simp

by Weemidgetboy May 11, 2021
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SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️
beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*
by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020
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