Boner Salad 

1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.

1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

Boner Salad by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

greek salad 

The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.

"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."

greek salad by Josh Dingus February 12, 2008

tossin a taco salad 

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

tossin a taco salad by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Toss My Salad 

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

Toss My Salad by Da boy! January 13, 2010

fruit salad 

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

fruit salad by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

tossed salad 

When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.

Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome

tossed salad by pimplee May 19, 2006

angry fruit salad 

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

angry fruit salad by unusu-al September 12, 2003