Billy Faux Mates

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.

Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

material girl

instead of being a "material girl" why don't u get some materials to build a bed so u can sleep with some bitches.

material girl: MATERIALLLLL GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL
alvin from alvin and the chipmunks: shut the fuck up.

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

Mateo

A kid who is a pain in the ass but fun to be around. He’s a great athlete and has a good head on his shoulders. But boy oh boy is he a pain in the ass!

That kid Mateo is a pain, but he’s still awesome!

by Freshinition November 5, 2018

mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

Matete

Has a big heart and when it matters most he is there for you and he is trash at soccer and has a big old ass

Dam have you see Matete’s ass oh dam

by Fatmotherfuckerjacob April 2, 2020