Linkedinfluencer

A beautiful chemical engineering student named Daniel

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

by JamesBondTHEjamesbond July 23, 2025

LinkedIce

A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.

"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"

by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025

Lacked

Thick viscous hardened substance like tarr on any surface.

Jim and Jacob tarred the roof yesterday and they both climbed back up there a week later and Jim said to Jacob, "Man that shit lacked on there real nice, didn't it?"

by William Hudson October 29, 2025

Locked in

In modern slang, “locked in” means being highly focused, fully engaged, and performing at your best, especially in sports, gaming, or work. It describes a state where everything “clicks,” and you’re totally dialed into what you’re doing.

I am locked in to this project

by no1haterlol December 13, 2025

Locked In

First go cheek to cheek, then go hole to hole, now you are locked in! You can let fluffy off the chain or release Donatello‘s turtle head and cure their bipolar!

She got me Locked In and now I don’t need my Lithium anymore!

by duncaliscious December 25, 2025

Locked In

First cheek to cheek, then hole to hole. Now you are locked in! You can let fluffy off the chain or Donatello poke his head in where Splinter doesn’t advise!

She got me Locked In last night, now I have a permanent erection and no need for Lithium! She cured my bipolar!

by duncaliscious December 25, 2025

Licker Cabinet

Vagina of an inebriated woman. (Hinting at cunnilingus.)

My girl wanted to make out when she got home but I’d rather licker’ cabinet so I don’t get drunk myself.
The ground is drier than granny’s licker cabinet.

by TaintBaby February 13, 2026