The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!

According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!

by dangnuggets November 21, 2016

Tubular libation

The act of enjoying a fine beverage through the use of a straw.

Wow, she is really enjoying that margarita! She is in a state of tubular libation!

by jzantjer December 19, 2016

Transitional liar

Someone who tells a lie, then once caught in the act they transition into another lie to justify the previous lie

Mary Jane is continuously becoming a transitional liar, and she just can't tell the truth!.

by Keasha December 19, 2016

motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.

"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."

by top_kek December 28, 2016

Telepathical liar

Brittany's cousin.

Everything is always an exaggeration, she's a Telepathical liar.

by GarageDrunk November 11, 2017

race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.

The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

Bitchface Liar

Woman who exploits every possible emotional vulnerability to attempt to avoid retribution for her actions. Often walks around acting "scarred," morose, or exerts excessive Pride to intimidate others as every past occurrence is reconsidered to victimize herself to deter the accuser or gain group support against them.

A Satanic Sociopath.
A Be'elzebub.

"Dude, she's crying! Why are you being such an asshole?"
"How many times do I have to tell you, this woman is a Bitchface Liar, I've seen her practice that a hundred times. Even an actress can do that."
"Oh...right..."

by KarmaLog July 5, 2018