Jizz Junkie

a cum lovin' queer

That dude's a fucking Jizz Junkie

by Manny Medina April 23, 2004

Dick Junky

An individual who develops a dependence on sexual interaction with the male genitalia. This "addiction" can be both physical and mental, causing the addict to go through "dickdrawl" if without dick for too long a time.

Hey man, you know Bob from finance? He is a total Dick Junky. I just caught him looking at my dick in the bathroom, licking his lips and sweating.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

jizz-junkie

a man and or women that like the taste or texture of sperm entering the anus.

Bill and his mom are huge jizz-junkies that love tom's jizz.

by M-Dizzog November 28, 2007

Moon Junkie

A person who would smoke or snort anything. If they figured out how to scrape dust off the moon, he or she would snort that shit too.

"That bum just ran off after he got some bills from that rich guy, fucking moon junkie"

by Swaraj March 26, 2008

junkie hot

–adjective Informal.
Also, junky hot.
1. Defining the physical build of someone so thin that they're probably be on massive drugs like methamphetamines.
2. Having the physical appearance of a skeleton.
3. Describing an unhealthily thin person who, if you were drunk enough, you would undoubtedly seduce into bed.

That chick you picked up the other night? Yuck!

You didn't think she was hot?

Um, yeah...she's so thin she's junkie hot.

by siddNullus February 22, 2009

junkture

The line that runs vertically across a scrotum.

Your balls' fault line is called a junkture. If your nuts had an earthquake, it would come from your junkture.

by FaelanB June 12, 2008

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009