I wish a nigga would 

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.

Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.

I wish a nigga would by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015

i'd hit it -- with a car 

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that

i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

i'd hit it -- with a car by Anqi July 1, 2008

I'm baby 

When someone says 'I'm baby' they are referring that they are innocent, cute, gentle, adorable, loving, and lovable.

Generally said to a loved one or a friend and can be used in arguments to prove your innocence or that you don't deserve to have someone angry at you.

Steve: I can't believe you skipped our study session
Jessica: You can't be mad at me, because I'm baby.

I'm baby by Catfishedy May 31, 2019

I should be doing homework 

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

I should be doing homework by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

I dont swing that way 

I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.

Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.

I dont swing that way by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004

I don't know 

I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)

Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."

I don't know by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 26, 2019

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003