dongalaphong

Deaf

Hey, are you dongalaphong?

*sign-language* what?

yes, you are dongalaphong

by Saaaaraaaahhhhh (= October 26, 2010

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.

Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.

by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011

Dong Chorus

A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.

The men performed their dong chorus.

by spoon78 September 14, 2011

dongbonnet

The head of a penis.

The porn star Ten Gallon Tex was famous for his spectacular dongbonnet.

by Stranford February 24, 2012

dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.

My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

Dongblast

To have vigorous sex with.

"Last night I dongblasted your mom right after I got done dongblasting your sister"

by HornyDevil June 4, 2012