Beans

MUST be said in a southern-London accent

(Positive con.) The best possible scenario or thing to happen

(Negative con.) Not nice; the worst thing one can do

(plural) The multiple of 1 bean

Positive: That was very beans of them to give us free tickets

Negative: That wasn't very beans of you to crash my car

by 7Mac11s January 28, 2025

Beanis

A clitoris. An elusive sex organ believed to be located at the anterior junction of the labia minora that is fun to play with yet very hard to find.

“Get over here woman and let me rub your beanis!”

“Helen I’m so glad you shaved your love pudding so I can gaze upon your beanis!”

by Ivana jizonew January 24, 2026

Beanshit

Beanshit is slang/codeword for "I'm a submissive little femboy and I want to get fucked hard!!"

"Beanshit." (I'm so horny for a giant cock right now)

by Nate_Higgers1488 February 9, 2025

Beans

Usually a mammal's toes. Commonly used by the furry fandom or those who have feet fetish.

"Oooh... You like beans don't you? Can't wait to tickle those~ >w<" They tease on their friend

by Fornyax February 14, 2025

Beanoed

To painfully hit the ball behind square in cricket, or to York one’s self.

He’s really Beanoed the life out of the ball today

by Joe roots father in-law February 19, 2025

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

beanasaurus

a dinosaur that is made out of beans

oh look at that lovely beanasaurus

by b0caj3214321 February 27, 2025