Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
by Terio Marin May 19, 2016
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Hungarian Waffle Crown

When you give a blowjob with syrup and butter in your mouth.
"Dude, I got a hungarian waffle crown last night. Better than a blumpkin."
by Mrs. Pussy September 11, 2012
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waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 28, 2018
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chatting bear waffles

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.
Yeah she was chatting bear waffles
by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020
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Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"
by Lancipher November 18, 2016
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toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted
grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)
by jebend sally May 31, 2009
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