front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017

Pipe money

Money earned with the intention of using it to buy marijuana or devices used to smoke marijuana.

"I hustled just enough pipe money to get that Quarter pound that I wanted "

by Aliciawoww January 15, 2016

side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010

Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025

portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025

Butt-Pipe

Fat kids who don’t share their food with ethiopians

Cartman you butt-pipe, this is the time of year you’re supposed to share!

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.

Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025