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To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 06, 2017
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