tit wank

My God... well, Mark might wank his own tits... but other homosapiens place their cock between a woman's breasts and trust into the female's mouth. But hey, if you know how to wank your tits, good job! :D

''Yo mamma, stick yo fat tittehs round ma w33ner :p''

by n3xUs December 8, 2003

wank-bag

a bag of the residue left over after masterbation.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.

that guy just robbed my wallet,
what a wank-bag!!!

by informer27 April 5, 2009

Fuck-wank

When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.

Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.

by Bazildon P February 26, 2009

wank-thought

The deeply personal thought which gets you erect and/or gets you to orgasm whilst wanking without porn or other visuals. can be a remembered image/memory or an imaginary scenario.

george - spontenious or planned?
timmy - spontenious
george - pornography?
timmy - nah
george - thoughts? anyone/thing in particular?
timmy - Are you actually asking me to tell you my wank-thought?

by fat tau May 16, 2011

wank-eye

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008

Wank tash

This is the hair line which runs below a mans belly button towards his pubes.

"dude you know when i waxed my belly?"
"yeah...?"
"my wank tash has grown back like a afro!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 2, 2003