Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
by Cummy worm April 16, 2016
by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023
Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012
This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 05, 2021
A type of application performance testing that entails putting a maximum amount of strain on a newly developed system.
In order to ensure the new web portal would perform in production we ran the highest level of load testing available, we ran the bukkake test!
by Mr413 November 11, 2021
by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 28, 2022