pearl syrup

Another term for cum, or sperm.

I gave her/him pear syrup :^)
There was pearl syrup all over the mouth

by BBW, Big Black Widow May 15, 2016

pearston

A pearston is the name of the mating call of a person called Preston. It is done by the Preston slapping his penis on the floor causing a slapping noise which vibrates within the head of females and attracts them in large amounts.

Woa what are you pearston or something?

by Sahdude June 2, 2016

Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.

Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.

by 215634 December 20, 2016

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl-Harbor

1) To catch an unsuspecting individual(s) by surprise
2) To catch someone on a lie and expose them when they least expect it

"They all think I don't know anything, wait until I Pearl-Harbor their asses."

by KURUMA February 1, 2017

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017