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Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.
by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
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ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
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Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"
by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008
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ass pout

A person who feels the need to stick their bum out on pictures, in an attempt to make it look bigger.
Person 1: omg, have you seen Jade's new profile picture?
Person 2: Yes I did, she did a major ass pout, so lame.
by EmuDefines October 13, 2012
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ass yolk

The slippy slimey substance that comes from one's asshole when having sex
Nathan:My girl got some nasty ass yolk

Darrel:Eww what the fuck
by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016
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'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".
Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .
by Dilax December 9, 2015
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Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.
Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.
by MissMurderess January 17, 2017
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