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Miranda Math 

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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Storm Math 

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
Storm Math by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024

Storm Math 

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
Storm Math by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

Huberman math 

When your math is dubious
"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"
Huberman math by AntyBs May 29, 2024

Harm math 

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.
person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.
Harm math by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

yoko math 

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono
Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math
yoko math by garbagebread June 11, 2024