Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.

goose has a fucking long cock

by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Dress the Goose

To thoroughly satisfy someone in bed.

Tiffany, you would be in a better mood if you’d find someone to dress the goose.

I think she’d be in a better mood if someone dressed her goose.

by Nimkin March 6, 2026