Glooser 

A better name for people who like Glee.

Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.

Glooser by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011

Goobersaurus Rex 

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

Goobersaurus Rex by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

Glosexy 

something beyond sexy.

"Damn, did you see that girl just walk by?"
"Yeah, she was glosexy."

Glosexy by fuckiethecat April 27, 2013

Goober Stupid 

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

Goober Stupid by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

gooberschnitzel 

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

gooberschnitzel by neuronhusky July 7, 2016

goobernoochie

the female "crown jewel".....aka vagina.....aka where babies are made...aka the last base of a homerun

"Dude, did you hit that goobernoochie last night?"
"Bro, I heard you destroyed that goobernoochie last night?"

goobernoochie by Goobernoochie Fan Club August 8, 2017

goobenhawk 

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018