Ohshi my goodness

Used to express complete surprise or disgust when something happens or is said!

Ohshi my goodness it stinks in here.

Ben wants to kiss you.
Ohshi my goodness he's fucking ugly!

Ohshi my goodness exams are today

by sissums December 7, 2012

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

oh mah goodness

A messed up version for oh my god

It can be used we some one is being retarted or a idiot

Oh mah goodness that guy is a dumbass.

by Mcgamer8t February 9, 2018

blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020